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  1. (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
  2. Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
  3. (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
  4. Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  5. Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
  6. Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  7. Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
  8. (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
  9. Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
via voracious-fierce-dragon
Posted on Sunday, June 3 2012.
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