Love must be vaster than my smiles and touch

poemjunkie

Let it never be forgotten that my brother is 13 years older than me, and when he went off to college I was deeply entrenched in my “The Little Mermaid” obsession, and when he and a group of friends went out to a karaoke place, there was a group of girls having fun singing Disney songs and my brother got up and busted out a perfect rendition of “Under the Sea” and long story short I was the reason my brother met his wife.

poemjunkie

Let it never be forgotten that my brother is 13 years older than me, and when he went off to college I was deeply entrenched in my “The Little Mermaid” obsession, and when he and a group of friends went out to a karaoke place, there was a group of girls having fun singing Disney songs and my brother got up and busted out a perfect rendition of “Under the Sea” and long story short I was the reason my brother met his wife.

matt-goes-nyoom

Best wingman ever.

bex-chan

you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it

timeturner

crayonster

The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.

clannyphantom

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

unclewhisky

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

sashaforthewin

You are a mermaid, sir

last-of-the-american-zombies

Reasons to be a mermaid;

1. No pants.
2. No periods.
3. Perfect hair.
4. You can lure men to their death.
5. Free clam bra.